“LEARNING TOUNG TWISTER’S TEACH’S YOU HOW TO ROLL YOUR ENGLISH   Leave a comment

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
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How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
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Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
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Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
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Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
by Pierre Abbat
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Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
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The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
by Meaghan Desbiens
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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
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Seth at Sainsbury’s sells thick socks.
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You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson
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Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
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Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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Stupid superstition!
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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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World Wide Web
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To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado
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Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, ’tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
from a commercial
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
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Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from Dr. Seuss’ Fox in Socks
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Seventy seven benevolent elephants
harder than it seems
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There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
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Santa’s Short Suit Shrunk
name of a children’s book
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I was born on a pirate ship
Hold your tounge while saying it.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
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In ‘ertford, ‘ereford and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly Hever ‘appen.
from the film “My Fair Lady”
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Eleven benevolent elephants
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Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, …
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Willy’s real rear wheel
David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA
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If Pickford’s packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford’s packers packed survive for two and a half years?
from Naomi Fletcher’s real life
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Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
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Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
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Pirates Private Property
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What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister…
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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. …
continued here
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
by Kitty Morrow
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Elizabeth’s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
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Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.
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Flash message!
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Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
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Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
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How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
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How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
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How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
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How much wood could Chuck Woods’ woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods’ woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods’ woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
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Mary Mac’s mother’s making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother’s making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary’s taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
from a song by Carbon Leaf
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Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter “T”.
55
Pete’s pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
56
She saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa?
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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss
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Two tried and true tridents
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rudder valve reversals
the cause of some plane crashes
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Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
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How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
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Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
63
Four furious friends fought for the phone.
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Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther’s slithering.
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Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
“Boo!” cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy’s blowing bubbles.
from mid-Willamette Valley theater
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Black background, brown background.
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Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
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Very well, very well, very well …
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Tie twine to three tree twigs.
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Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
71
Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?
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Three short sword sheaths.
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Caution: Wide Right Turns
seen on semi-tractor trailers
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Rolling red wagons
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Green glass globes glow greenly.
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Robert Wayne Rutter
personal name
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I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess’s fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
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As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I’d like to see the saw you saw saw.
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black back bat
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The queen in green screamed.
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How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can’t carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
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What did you have for breakfast?
– rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
– rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
– rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
– rubber balls and liquor!
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Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop
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Six slimy snails sailed silently.
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I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
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Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
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Red Buick, blue Buick
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Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
by Matt Duchnowski
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He threw three balls.
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The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
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Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
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We’re real rear wheels.
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Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
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I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
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Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
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On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
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Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
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Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
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How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
100
He threw three free throws.

 

Posted September 27, 2016 by Teacher Alvin in LEARNING ENGLISH

“WAR’s” HATE” “Murder” is caused by “WOMEN” everytime!! stupid me flow!!!   Leave a comment

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HILLARY AND OBAMA PAID Muslim Terrorist FOR 500,000 AMERICAN JOBS IN THE PHILIPINES   Leave a comment

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I “WALK” “TALL” WITH ” “BRUBAKER TRUMP”   Leave a comment

white long sleevesBRUBAKER WAS A MAN THAT WAS STONG AND SMART, IN THE TRUE MOVIE HE FOUGHT THE POLITICS THAT HAS BEEN THE DOWN FALL OF “AMERICA” I SEE “TRUMP” AS A MAN THAT WILL FIGHT AND WIN AGAINIST  A CORRUPT SYSTEM.  IN THE MOVIE ROBERT REDDFORD PLAYED A NEW WARDEN TO A PRISON.
“WATCH THE MOVIE BELOW AND SEE “TRUMP” BEAT THE CLINTON’S!!!!!

 

 

In 1969 a mysterious man (Robert Redford) arrives at Wakefield State Prison in Arkansas. As an inmate, he immediately witnesses rampant abuse and corruption, including open and endemic sexual assault, torture, worm-ridden diseased food, insurance fraud and a doctor charging inmates for care. Brubaker eventually reveals himself—during a dramatic standoff involving Walter (Morgan Freeman), a deranged prisoner who was being held in solitary confinement—to be the new prison warden, to the amazement of both prisoners and officials alike.

With ideals and vision, he attempts to reform the prison, with an eye towards prisoner rehabilitation and human rights. He recruits several long-time prisoners, including trustees Larry Lee Bullen (David Keith) and Richard “Dickie” Coombes (Yaphet Kotto), to assist him with the reform. Their combined efforts slowly improve the prison conditions, but his stance enrages several corrupt officials on the prison board who have profited from graft for decades.

When Brubaker discovers multiple unmarked graves on prison property, he attempts to unravel the mystery, leading to political scandal. A trustee decides to make a run for it when he realizes that he might be held accountable for killing an inmate. The resulting gunfight, in which Bullen is killed, proves to be the clincher that the prison board needs (acting with the tacit approval of the governor) to fire Brubaker.

A statement before the credits explains that two years after Brubaker was fired, 24 inmates, led by Coombes, sued the prison. The court ruled that the treatment of the prisoners was unconstitutional and the prison system was ultimately reformed. Meanwhile, the governor was not re-elected.

Posted September 1, 2016 by Teacher Alvin in LEARNING ENGLISH

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Hillary Clinton, the Podesta Group and the Saudi Regime: A Fatal Menage a Trois   Leave a comment

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John Podesta is a member of the elitist Trilateral Commission and Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager. He and his organizations have long been on the dark site of progressivism.  TN Editor

The FBI and Justice Department have launched an investigation into whether the Podesta Group, the lobbying and public relations firm co-founded by Hillary Clinton presidential campaign chairman John Podesta, has any connections to alleged corruption that occurred in the administration of former President of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych.

The federal probe is, CNN reports, “examining the work of other firms linked to the former Ukrainian government, including that of the Podesta Group.”

The Podesta Group, run by John Podesta’s brother Tony Podesta, was retained by the Russia-controlled firm UraniumOne in 2012, 2014, and 2015, to lobby Hillary Clinton’s State Department. The lobbying firm was paid a total of $180,000 according to public records.

Yanukovych took office in February 2010. He was forced to flee to Russian after a political uprising in Ukraine. Federal prosecutors are probing the work Yanukovych’s regime paid the Podesta Group to do while he was the head of the Ukrainian government.

As it was first detailed in the New York Times bestselling book Clinton CashUranium One — which hired the Podesta Group — is the firm that funneled millions to the Clinton Foundation as the Russian government gained ownership of the company.

According to the New York Times, Russian President Vladimir Putin had a “goal of controlling much of the global uranium supply chain.”

The Times reported last April:

As the Russians gradually assumed control of Uranium One in three separate transactions from 2009 to 2013, Canadian records show, a flow of cash made its way to the Clinton Foundation. Uranium One’s chairman used his family foundation to make four donations totaling $2.35 million. Those contributions were not publicly disclosed by the Clintons, despite an agreement Mrs. Clinton had struck with the Obama White House to publicly identify all donors. Other people with ties to the company made donations as well.

“And shortly after the Russians announced their intention to acquire a majority stake in Uranium One, Mr. Clinton received $500,000 for a Moscow speech from a Russian investment bank with links to the Kremlin that was promoting Uranium One stock,” the Times report said.take a pose

Posted August 31, 2016 by Teacher Alvin in LEARNING ENGLISH

“ANYTHING” JUST “ANYTHING” BUT KILLERY!!!!   Leave a comment

 

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(CNN)Marine Le Pen, the leader of the right-wing French political party National Front, praised Donald Trump on Wednesday and said that “for France, anything is better than Hillary Clinton.”

In an exclusive interview with CNN’s Hala Gorani, Le Pen compared herself to Trump, observing that both of them have waged iconoclastic campaigns against their country’s political “establishment.”
“We are similar because we are not part of the establishment, we are not part of the system, and we do not depend on anybody and we don’t take orders from anyone,” she said.
Le Pen also went after Clinton, saying the former secretary of state would bring “war,” “devastation” and “instability” as president.
“For France, anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Anything but Hillary Clinton. Because I think Hillary Clinton means war. Hillary Clinton means devastation. It means world instability.”
Le Pen said she supported Trump for president back in July in an interview with the French paper Le Parisien and similarly criticized Clinton at the time.
Like Trump’s campaign, Le Pen’s has been a lightning rod for political controversy during her leadership of the National Front. The party, founded by her father, Jean-Marie Le Pen, is staunchly opposed to cross-border migration in the European Union, has warned against the dangers of accepting refugees from the Middle East and loudly cheered the result of the Brexit referendum.

Posted August 31, 2016 by Teacher Alvin in LEARNING ENGLISH

“WHY” SHOULD I LIKE MEXICAN IN MY COUNTRY WHEN THEY BURN “MY” “FLAG”   Leave a comment

 

Donald Trump’s surprise decision to visit Mexico, the country he wants to seal off from the US with a security wall, has not been warmly received south of the border.

Mexico’s president, Enrique Peña Nieto, who has previously compared the Republican presidential nominee to Hitler and Mussolini, tried to strike a more emollient tone, tweeting: “I believe in dialogue to promote the interests of Mexico in the world and to protect Mexicans wherever they are.”

Many of his countrymen, especially among the intellectual elite, were rather blunter as they anticipated the arrival of a man who has accused Mexico of “bringing their worst people” to America, including criminals and rapists.

“@realDonaldTrump you are not welcome in Mexico,” tweeted Miguel Barbosa, of the opposition party of the Democratic Revolution. “Get out! You’re coming to get your picture taken with the very people you’ve offended.”

Barbosa also attacked Peña Nieto, saying his invitation to Trump was not worthy of the Mexican government.

The former president Vicente Fox, who has frequently criticised Trump for his conduct towards Mexicans, was equally direct. “There’s no turning back, Trump, your insults to Mexicans, Muslims and others have dropped you into the hole where you find yourself today. Goodbye, Trump!”

He added, Trump should “quit out of dignity for yourself, get back to your ‘business’”.

Mexico’s former first lady Margarita Zavala, herself a potential presidential candidate, was equally frank : “Even though you may have been invited, we want you to know you’re not welcome. We Mexicans have dignity, and we reject your hate speech.”

Enrique Krauze, a historian, called on Trump to show he was sorry for his words and ideas. “Apologise @realDonaldTrump for calling us rapists and killers, guarantee that you won’t build the wall or deport 11 million Mexicans,” he wrote. “Tyrants are to be confronted, not pacified,” Krauze told the Televisa TV network.

Mexicans have already made — and beaten to pulp — piñatas of Trump in response to his constant derogatory comments. They created a video game in which players can throw soccer balls, cactus leaves and tequila bottles at a cartoon image of Trump.

But his rhetoric especially spooks the political and business classes, which have pursued closer ties with the United States over the past 25 years and bet heavily on The North America Free Trade Agreement – an agreement Trump wants to renegotiate or rip up altogether – only to experience a rise in nativism and an anti-Mexican backlash.

Some in Mexico’s working classes, meanwhile, seemed less preoccupied with a Trump visit.

“He’s welcome with open arms,” said Efrain Rodríguez, a hotel employee in the south-eastern city of Villahermosa. “Everyone has their culture, their beliefs. We need to learn more about it.”

Trump is expected to meet Peña Nieto at some point in the middle of the day before travelling to Phoenix, Arizona, to deliver an address on immigration.

Posted August 31, 2016 by Teacher Alvin in LEARNING ENGLISH

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